• In order to get my child to eat his meals, sometime I must cover his plate in ketchup. I mean truly cover it. Chicken, peas, carrots, grapes....you name it, and he has probably eaten it with ketchup on it.  {gag}
  • I don't follow the rules of parenting books. They annoy me and they all say different things. I guess I fly by the seat of my pants.
  • I'm back to being a diet coke-head. That drug is hard to kick.
  • My car is always a disaster. Seriously. Old diet coke cans, old mail, baby gear out the wazoo..
  • I may or may not think I am a pop star when my husband isn't home, the baby is napping, and I am in the shower.
  • I hate emptying the diaper pail. I will squish those diapers down until they literally can not be squished any further. ew.
  • Please don't inspect my baseboards. There will always be dog hair down there. 
  • I daydream of baby names all. the. time. and I write them down...on paper. and the glass shower door. 
  • I forgot my sweet baby Jack's birthday! He turned SEVEN on August 2nd.  Horrible fur mama of the year award goes to me.  
  • I based roughly 80% of where I went to college on football. I'm not kidding. I had to stay in the SEC and The Grove had a-mazing tailgating. done & done! 
  • If you are wearing Ed Hardy or an Affliction tee, I will judge you. I'm sorry...I don't mean to. Gary from Teen Mom gives both those brands a really bad rep!
  • ....don't get me started on the Ed Hardy baby clothes. 
  • I don't know how to relax. It's a terrible quality to have. I literally can't rest until every thing looks nice & neat and is put in it's place...and guess what? That rarely happens. 
  • I am not attached to my house--at all.  I am, however, attached to Grayson's nursery and will cry when we move someday because I will want to take it with me.


      Jen Watts said...

      Oh I loathe the diaper pail!!
      Are you kidding?? Isn't Jack your chi?? Elvis turned 7 on August 6th and guess who forgot the annual taco party?? I even forgot to give him his treats I picked up. Our babies born on the same day and our fur babes that close?? Crazy!

      the workaholic momma said...

      haha...this post made me laugh...not to mention shake my head in agreement to SO much of what you had to say!!! Hope you're having a great week!!

      Melissa said...

      Haha I hate taking out the diaper trash too.I always just push it down and pray that my husband takes it out. I also completely feel sorry for the kids dressed in Ed Hardy. It's like their parents are making them wear a sign that says, "I'm a tiny d-bag". Sad.