10.23.2012

confessions

  • There is a container of TRIPLE DOUBLE OREOS and a glass of wine sitting in front of me right now. Yes, I said triple double oreos. Google them. It might blow your mind.
  • We have 6 barstools and every single one them has an item of clothing drying on them. Only they've been drying for 3 days. So, yeah...
  • I found a snack trapper full of goldfish in the couch this week. No idea how long it has been there. Thank goodness for preservatives that keep goldfish looking like goldfish forever.
  • On our bar right now there are 2 trick-or-treat baskets for the boys, bubbles, butt paste, nursing pads, yet another snack trapper, and dirty baby clothes from a not-so-fun diaper incident earlier in the day. 
  • I often go 3 days without washing my hair lately. 2 day old hair is usually pretty awesome. 3 day old hair warrants a ponytail and/or headband.
  • I just vacuumed my car for the first time in over 3 months. THREE MONTHS. Do you even know how many toddler snacks were crunched up on the back floor?! It. was. ridiculous. 
  • My poor dogs haven't been bathed since Griffin was 1 week old. He's 12 weeks old now. I'll let you do the math...and then I will take volunteers to come bathe 3 dogs who hate water. 
  • I watched Hoarders instead of the Presidential Debate this week. Shhhh...
  • It typically takes me about 2-3 days to get the clean, folded laundry out of the basket & actually put away. Many times I actually need to wash baby clothes AGAIN before the previous load actually gets put away.

 phew. I feel better.

8 comments:

Shannon Dew said...

oreos AND wine! yeah we need to hang!

Shelli said...

Preaching to the choir and I don't even have 2 kids. :)

Stephanie of WMMblog said...

These are my favorite kind of confessions.

Jenna said...

The laundry thing is sooo me. It sits in the baskets, clean, forever. Oops! Love your confessions :) I actually have a similar post scheduled for the next few days. Lol!

Stephanie of WMMblog said...

LAURA!! I can't find Triple Stuff Oreos in any of our local stores... this is traumatic. Horribly so!

SnoopyMeg said...

Minus the dogs, that is my life....I am sooo sneaking Oreo's lately as well but double triple, I must find!

Rachel Easley said...

Triple doubles are the best! I just discovered them a few months ago.

Happiness Is... said...

I like how many of those have to do with toddler snacks - ha! I realized I left T's milk in the car today. All day. Disgusting.