If you really knew me...

you would know...
  • that I bit my nails for my entire life and quit for good when I was pregnant.ouch.
  • that now I chew on the skin around my nails. even more ouch.
  • that I have big feet. size 9 1/2. I've always wanted to be the size of the display shoes.
  • that I cringe and get sad whenever I see a dead animal in the road. Squirrel, raccoon, chipmunk....don't get me started on dogs.
  • that a 6 year old in Batesville, Mississippi taught me the Soulja Boy "Crank Dat" dance. His name was Keydarius and he was awesome.
  • that I loathe dog hair. HATE it. oh, and I have 3 dogs that shed. irony at its best.
  • that I went through a short brunette period when I was 19.
  • that I sang at a rodeo in high school. yeehaw!!
  • that I absolutely hate confrontation. makes my tummy hurt. but, I also hate when people are passive aggressive. just say it & own it.
  • that I want 3 more kids.
  • that I think stick families on your car are lame. don't even get me started on the stick families with mickey mouse ears!
  • that I bought Jack because I was all done with guys. I met Ben about 4 weeks later.
  • that me and my friends have too many inside jokes, talk really fast, and overwhelm a lot of people.
  • that I give nicknames to most kids at school.
  • that I never forget a face. I graduated from high school with almost 900 people. I guarantee that I know 98% of those people just from looking at the yearbook.
  • that I firmly believe if you have to shout about it...it probably isn't true.


Shelli said...

Stick families on cars are soooo lame! I love when you see a stick family with an adult female stick figure and four cat stick figures. Really? You want to advertise that???

the workaholic momma said...

Too funny - thanks for sharing!!! I also chew the skin around my nails...and my nails (such a bad habit but most of the time I don't even realize I'm doing it) And I too have 9 1/2s on the end of my legs - which means I can never find those cute shoes they make in the size 6:( Hope you're having a great week!

melissa said...

Stick figure families on cars kill me! Who thinks that's a great addition to their back window?

After years of trying to fit my foot into 9 1/2 shoes, I've come to accept I wear a size 10. Sad but true. If my feet grow during pregnancy I will cry big, huge tears.

Marci said...

I love this post! :)

Rachel @ Finding Joy said...

Great post. I, too, have bigger feet. I've always wanted to wear those cute cute shoes.

And stick figures on the car? I've seen those. Could you imagine mine? With my seven kids? We'd take up half of the back portion of my Suburban. :) So yeah, I agree with you about the stick figures.

Kimberlee said...

I absolutely hate confrontation as well. It makes me so uncomfortable. And ditto to stick figure car stickers.